The Sweets

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Random Thoughts

  1. Why do some people find it necessary to "touch" you every time they talk to you? I hate that shit. Why can't folks leave their hands to themselves. Don't pat me on the back or poke me in the side or grab my shoulder. I don't like being touched unless I'm hugging a friend or family member or I'm getting ready to do the nasty. If I don't know you, don't touch me.
  2. Ladies, don't try to flirt with me before you get to know my sexual orientation. I am strictly dickly. The only pussy I like is my own. No offense to my gay, bi, and lesbian friends; but please respect my heterosexuality. I love Dicks. All day, everyday.
  3. Why does it seem like my boobies are getting bigger? I'm getting tired of buying all these damn bras. The bigger they are, the more expensive they are. I'm waaaay past puberty so wtf is going on.
  4. Why do dusty, broke ass men even attempt to look my way? Can't they see I'm a gold digger. I've always got my Louis Vuitton or Coach bag on my shoulder. And I stay fresh and krispy. Shouldn't that ward them off like bug repellent? No doubt, I think love is a wonderful thing; but you know what they say about romance with no finance. I swear I'm going to buy me a big ass necklace with a big gold shovel on it and wear it around my neck like garlic if these busters don't stop.
  5. Now I need to know if it is just me who thinks like this, but why does it seem like when people lose alot of weight their teeth get bigger? I swear some people look like they've grown horse teeth after they have dropped about 2 or 300 lbs.
  6. Why do people who can't sing even attempt to go on American Idol and make complete fools of themselves so that I may injure myself from laughing so hard at these fools all the time? Please stop.

Okay, I'm done.


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Sunday, January 22, 2006

I'm So Wrong


I know I'm wrong, but I need this therapy yall so bear with me. After all, this is my journal.

So remember last post when I was talkin bout how my ex was down on his luck after he lost his job? Well, I kinda felt sorry for the ni&&a, so since I had a lil money to spare I decided to donate to the needy. Well, I give him a call to get his address because I had lost it. (long distance relationship) I was going to mail him a check. I wanted to surprise him because I'm just "sweet" like that. He didn't answer his phone so I left him a message asking him for his address.

Don't you know this asshole calls me back talkin bout why am I callin him. He thought he told me that he wasn't tryin to talk to me anymore. WTF?! (I flipped out somein crazy) I was like, ni&&a I was just callin you 'cause I felt sorry fo yo a$$. The only reason why I wanted your address was because I was gonna mail you some money. And last time I checked, you called me last. Ain't nobody tryin to rekindle nothin with yo ugly ass.

Yes, I said that. Now let me tell you somein bout him. That is him in the pic. Now I was never physically attracted to dude but I never told HIM that. I just fell in love with his heart.(the heart I thought he had) I would never be mean enough to call someone ugly to their face; but believe me yall, he asked for it with his stank a$$ attitude. When I called him ugly, I swear, it felt like a ton of bricks lifted off my a$$. I know this sounds corny, but it felt so freeing. It was wrong but it felt so right. I guess cause I have such a hard time being mean to people. I guess a lil part of me (a lil devlish part) had been wanting to say that for sooo long but couldn't because that wasn't the nice thing to do. And at the time, his looks didn't matter because I loved him. But now I don't give a fuc# so I called him ugly and I stressed the word uuugly. I guess I held that word in every time we got into an argument for the past 3 years and now I've let it out. I know it sounds childish but it was therapeutic for me. It was for all the times he mistreated me, neglected me, and even for that one time that he cheated on me. He's an ugly muthafu&8a; and if you see him, grab your kids and run. Now, that is the last time I will post somethin bout his crusty dusty a$$ cause like Trina, I'm too fly for this shit.

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Sunday, January 15, 2006

LMBAO!

Guess what. Guess who I got a phone call from early this morning. My Ex. Wow. It's been over a month since we spoke and he finally decides to call me. Why, I don't know. Anyway, he calls talkin a bunch of bull$hi^ bout how much he misses me and when can he come over. Hungh? Talkin explicitly bout how much he misses my round @$$ and how sexually frustrated he is, and how "backed up" he is. Like I f*ckin care. Um, ni&&a you broke up WITH ME not me with you & when you did that, you relinquised ALL RIGHTS to this good p^$$y. You will NEVA see that again playa.
And what's even funnier, (I probably should not be laughin, but u know I don't give a f^ck) he's been so down on his luck lately. Awww(sad face). He recently got fired from his job. I didn't even ask him why or how. I really don't care cause THAT'S WHAT HE GETS. To make matters worse, this ni&&a has a gang of bills to pay: I'm talkin bout student loans, insurance & car payments, mortgage, & another loan he took out to keep his @$$ from going to jail. Makes me wonder why I even f^cked wit him in the first place.
I'm feelin so good right now I can't believe it. I knew that the sun would shine down on me one day & that karma would beat the $h*t outta him. I may be wrong for takin joy in his misery but he only got what he deserved. And I deserve to have a SMILE on my face(from ear to ear). I'm wrapping this p^$$y up and storing it in a safe place till someone WORTHY comes along.(Ok, I'm done)

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Dull, Dull, Dull

Ok it has been a week since my last post, and guess what..... I still don't have shit to say. (ha ha) I'm sorry but life has been pretty dull lately. I've been trying to concentrate on how to make more chedda. Lord knows I need it. The job I have now is so frustrating I feel like I might go "postal". And I don't even work at the fuc$%ng post office. I will be so glad when I graduate. Maybe more doors will fling open for me. Until then, I guess I have to suffer at this damn dead end job. Maybe life will get more interesting later.

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Tuesday, January 03, 2006



This shit is soo funny.
(click on shit for the internet challenged)

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I feel so icky today. I didn't even get to post anything yesterday. The weather over here is so crazy. One day it's rainin cats and dogs, the next day it's hot az hell in January, and now it's freezin outside. I swear my body can't keep up. On top of that, I have a headache; and me coming across that picture up top didn't help matters either. So I'll just read everyone else's blog and try to give my lil 2 cents till I'm me again. Oh by the way, I think I need that reading Tam.(please be gentle)

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Sunday, January 01, 2006



I'll post somein tomorrow. Right now I'm just too damn busy wit my collard greens and black eye peas. Thanks for all the advice on how to survive a break up yall. I love u guys. (Hey, I'm like you Tam. I think I have 6 readers now.) See u tomorrow and Happy New Year.

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